Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Just a Quick Hello From President Ortiz

Dear Dr. Waug,
Thank you for doing what you could to reduce the speed at which the USA borrowed money in your generation. A trillion dollars every two and a half years? Even now, with our dollars worth only .3% of what they were in the early 2000's, we still feel luck only to owe $2 Quintillion to the great Chinese people, who obliginly are letting us pay back at only 8 percent interest.

I case you don't know who I am, I am the second president of Mexican lineage. My father was one of the people who was granted citizenship after being in the USA for 62 years. He's so proud! And he's proud of me, even if I don't live in the old White House, but in a condo in Maryland. Times have changes, but at least I haven't had to declare war on anybody.

Adios, amigo!
Danny Ortiz, President
United States of America

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